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Sweetheart, did you go to the gym today? πŸ‹οΈ I'm not mad, just... worried. Reply YES or NO, it would mean the world to me.
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Well. We don't have to talk about it. I'll just sit here. With my disappointment. But tomorrow, yes? ❀️
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3 steps to being held accountable

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Set your goal

β€œGo to the gym”, β€œStudy for 1 hour”, β€œDrink 8 glasses of water” β€” whatever you keep avoiding.

2

Pick your nagger

Jewish Mother? Drill Sergeant? Passive Aggressive? Choose the personality that'll actually get under your skin.

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Get nagged daily

We text you. You reply YES or NO. We track your streaks. Don't reply? We escalate. You're welcome.

How the nagging works

It's simple. You set a goal. We don't let you forget it.

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SMS Nags

Get texts so persistent your ex would be jealous. Reply YES or NO and we track it all.

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Voice Calls (Coming Soon)

We'll actually call you. With a voice. That yells. Or guilts. Or sighs disappointedly. Your choice.

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Email Reports

Weekly progress reports so detailed you'll feel both proud and ashamed simultaneously.

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Escalation System

Didn't respond to the first nag? We'll send another one. Then another. We have time.

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5 Personalities

Jewish Mother, Drill Sergeant, Passive Aggressive, Supportive Friend, or Robot. All effective.

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Streak Tracking

Watch your streak grow. Watch it die. Feel things. Rebuild. That's accountability, baby.

Choose your tormentor

Five scientifically-proven personalities for getting off your butt

πŸ‘΅Jewish Mother

"Sweetheart, did you go to the gym? I'm not mad, just... disappointed."

πŸͺ–Drill Sergeant

"ATTENTION! Did you complete your goal?! RESPOND IMMEDIATELY! THAT'S AN ORDER!"

πŸ˜’Passive Aggressive

"Oh you didn't go to the gym again? That's... fine. Whatever. No big deal."

πŸ€—Supportive Friend

"Hey superstar! Did you crush your goal today? You've SO got this! πŸ’ͺ"

πŸ€–Robot

"[NAGME SYSTEM] Goal compliance query. Did you complete task? YES/NO required."

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Real results from real people who were nagged

(Results may vary. Annoyance guaranteed.)

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β€œI lost 30 lbs because this app literally wouldn't stop texting me. I considered blocking it but then I remembered I paid for it.”

Sarah K.
Former Pizza Enthusiast
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β€œIt called me at 7am. On a Saturday. And said 'Did you study?' in a drill sergeant voice. I studied.”

Marcus T.
Passed the Bar Exam
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β€œThe passive aggressive personality told me 'wow, day 12 of not going to the gym, that's totally fine.' I went to the gym.”

Jennifer L.
Now Has Abs, Apparently
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β€œMy therapist asked who was holding me accountable. I said 'a robot that texts me passive aggressively.' She was impressed.”

Dave R.
Productive Human Being

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